Welcome to Standalone - Chapter 5

Flop at the Rest Stop

Hello!

Here is the next instalment of Welcome to Standalone. Catch up on the whole series here.

Recap: Last week, Claire (the increasingly less autobiographical version of me) found herself tied to a stake on a pyre of pool noodles after being accused of being a witch by a bunch of medieval history enthusiasts. Standalone’s most fabulous girl band, the Stinkin’ Broads (who Claire hopes will eventually offer her the empty room in their super-cool inner-city share house), appeared over the horizon to rescue our protagonist and her new panpipe-playing elf friend Christo.

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